I'll Be Cloned For Christmas

(to the tune of "I'll be Home for Christmas")
by D M Goldstein, 1988

I'll be Cloned for Christmas,
there'll be three of me;
One to Work, and One to Shop,
and One just for Partys.

Christmas Eve, I'm certain,
I won't be alone;
I'll be home for Christmas,
or else I'll send a Clone!

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